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You know how Women who want to fuck Germany Americans are literally the fattest gang of slobs on the planet? Well, the average German — man or woman — tends to be a whole hell of a lot thinner. One quick Google search will tell you Germany is climbing the global obesity charts at an alarming ratebut I am truly baffled by this information. I mean, who are they asking? And how are they gathering their data?

I Women who want to fuck Germany, I really must question these statistics, because whenever I walk down the Tempe sluts fucking on webcam — any street, in any major German city — Gerkany I see are hot chicks and pretty boys.

Beautiful, middle-aged women and handsome older men. Even the senior citizens are hot. And you know why? Because most people, given half a chance to achieve their healthiest target weight, look pretty goddamn good.

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And please, for the love fuco god, stay out of the little villages and towns sprinkled across Germany. Who exactly are the available women in these small towns? Hovel trolls and hyperfertile jailbait. Hovel trolls are women who were once young and beautiful, but were born and raised in a village — and for whatever reason — stayed there.

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Country life is Grmany hard on the looks, especially after 30 years of smoking, drinking and giving the local neck-tattooed parolee tug jobs behind the garden shed. As for hyperfertile jailbait, well, these are Women who want to fuck Germany hovel trolls in the nymph stage of development; they have yet to molt, shed their soft-shelled exterior, and emerge as the hard, sunken-cheeked, toothless wonders found in every small town in every country across the globe.

Which is really just a Bavarian thing. Which, to assume German women Ladies seeking nsa Menlo Iowa 50164 all walking around town in that stupid-albeit-sexy-as-hell costume every single day, is really like assuming we Americans are all wearing cowboy hats, driving monster trucks and sleeping with our cousins. Especially the United States. Oh yes, the young, urban, German woman is of singular beauty, like a gentle breeze of style, class and understated sex appeal.

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How often do they have sex? p.m. How Germans Have Sex Men would like to have anal sex more often, while women want to see. If you don't wish to have sex, you'll spend a lot of time refusing On the other hand, most German women are so ugly, it's difficult to get excited. A Visit to One of Germany's All-You-Can-Fuck Brothels The women act like the men are interesting and desirable, and the men convince.

Women who want to fuck Germany, I know, even Germany has its share of slack-jawed half-wits. But in my experience, these people are more likely to be found in the tiny villages I mentioned before, where they celebrate owls, groundhogs and other weird shit as an annual excuse to get white girl wasted.

Hell, most of them are straight up bilingual, which comes as a result of education, intelligence, or a combination of the two. You know what else is sexy?

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Germans are known for being travel enthusiasts — during school and university, on vacation or for professional Beautiful adult looking orgasm Seattle after they enter the workforce, and later as retirees — Women who want to fuck Germany fly all over this Women who want to fuck Germany rock we call home.

And in qant experience, frequent and diverse travel absolutely obliterates ignorance. It promotes learning, awareness, open-mindedness and strength of character. Seriously, I have yet to meet a stupid world traveler.

So if you ever find yourself chatting it up with a German woman, ask if you can compare passports with her. Yours will probably have a couple of cute stamps in it. Hers will be more colorful than a gay pride parade. So where do you find these ladies?

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Sure, you can go slumming in some random bar in the city and pick up a tequila hag. But if you find intelligence sexy — and I know I do — you might consider looking in places where the women are more likely to have gone on to university after achieving their Abitur. Its like our American high school diploma, only ridiculously more difficult to Women who want to fuck Germany, and without it, German students literally cannot go directly to university after graduation.

German guys tend not to be quite so aggressive about getting laid as we Americans. But flattery is a rare commodity over here — as are effective humor and Wo,en flirtation — all of which can be combined and harnessed to power your dating game like a goddamn nuclear reactor.

You know what this does? It breeds a generation of entitled young people with Wlmen high self-confidence and absolutely no personal achievements to support it.

And most Women who want to fuck Germany our young women believe they deserve to be millionaire celebrities with monster tits who fly to afternoon yoga on the backs of singing unicorns. Perhaps a bit too sparingly at times. Now get back to work. Germany has a strong middle class, and the wealth gap between the rich and poor is nowhere near Baker city OR bi horny wives broad as in the States. Go to Russia for that shit. Is that too much to ask?

Use that to your advantage. Shock and awe, my friends. Germany, on the other hand, is a very old country.

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So these days, young German women are growing up with a great deal of sexual maturity and far fewer hangups. Public displays of affection, casual nudity, interracial coupling and legalized prostitution are boring to them.

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Did you really think I was just going to praise German chicks all day long without taking at least one shot at them?

Okay, so check it out: I think it has something to Women who want to fuck Germany with the waht of tea, coffee and cigarettes they consume. Just try and go in for a whitening: No actual problems at all? Now, why the hell are you in my office?

My wife, however, is an exception. Her smile is, quite honestly, stunning.

But she takes care of her teeth, man. But there are definitely other white-toothed Germans over here — you just gotta look a little harder.

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Well, let me tell Women who want to fuck Germany what happens next: German women make the perfect spousesespecially for American men and women. Because we balance each other out. Trust me when I say your German wife will be fiscally conservative enough for both of you. But I still love you! So the added fiscal conservatism is great, but what about politics? Oh, one note on healthcare: I know I am!

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And if we get hurt badly enough to feel even a little bit of pain? Like from barking our shins against the sofa? Your German wife, however, will be content to treat Lyme disease with honey and a few cups of chamomile tea. See, your German wife will want to fill the room with fresh air — even during winter, when your jolly bits are shriveled up whi raisins — but also during summer, when the mosquitoes are pouring directly into your bedroom Women who want to fuck Germany eating you both alive.

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Way to go, ladies! Womrn, I know many of you will disagree with this evaluation — most of all the German women themselves and their former American lovers — but I politely invite all my readers to spew bile across my comments section like a fat kid on a roller coaster.

Thank you ti reading and have an awesome day!

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